The Timey Wimey Detective

nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

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my dash isn’t

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wonder-mechanic:

Oh, I think I’ll go look back at my old favorites on youtube because I want to see that one old video that I really use to lov—

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rneowies:

ripstudwell:

i wish i could get paid for complaining

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(Source: nishlo)

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

I’ve turned into someone else (x)

(Source: alice-in-wonder-world)

lyeekha:

mikki-tsukiyomi:

Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses

because that’s amazing

(Source: angryblackman)

showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you. 

deucalion:

this is gospel
for the vagabonds
ne’er-do-wells and
insufferable bastards

(Source: sourwolves)